Top 10 Funny Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

Here is the collection of Top 10 Funny Quotes :-

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George Carlin

 I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam. 

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Mitch Hedberg

 “I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later."

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Will Ferrell

“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.”

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Rita Rudner

“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

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Phyllis Diller

  “I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.”

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Steven Wright

“Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring: ‘How to Build a Boat.’”

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Lt. Frank Drebin

 “Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.”

 

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George Carlin

  “Here’s all you have to know about men and women: Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

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Sir Norman Wisdom

 “As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”

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Adam Gropman

 “Here’s some advice: At a job interview, tell them you’re willing to give 110 percent. Unless the job is a statistician.”